Sunday, November 29, 2009

Zombie Outbreak in Christmas Land

This holiday season the Zombie Farm presents: ZOMBIE OUTBREAK IN CHRISTMAS LAND

It was a typical evening in the North Pole. Toys were beig made in the tiny little elf sweat shop, reindeer were learning their flight patterns and picking on the reindeer academy rejects. Mr and Mrs Claus were in their cozy little cottage looking over the naughty and nice list. Naughty list is much longer this year by the way.

Mr Claus being the beer belly guy he is (bet you thought that belly was from cookies huh?) got the craving for a little draft beer. While Mrs. Claus was in the kitchen cooking up some cookies, he headed down to The Holly Jolly Candy Cane for some beer and little elf action. Upon arrival he was attacked by his cousin the dreaded Zombie Claus and the elves that had already succumbed to the zombie virus. With Santa out of the way, Zombie Claus and the elves made their way through all of Christmas land.

Elf Ms. L Toe and her hubby had just finished up their shift in the toy factory and were dressed for bed when they were attacked. Mrs. Claus has just taken a fresh batch of cookies out of the oven. When she saw the crazy eyed elf standing in her kitchen she just assumed he was there craving some cookies so she handed one. She lost her hand and was infected.

The reindeer who were training were attacked and infected. The reindeer academy rejects escaped and now roam the wilds of the North Pole safe from the infection that is spreading over the world leaving the undead to enjoy this holiday season.


Sunday, November 22, 2009

Holiday Specials at The zombie Farm

Just lowered prices on Zombies I have listed on Etsy right now.

Will be in the cemetery raising more Zombie dolls all week. They will be listed on Etsy at their sale prices.

Many other Esty shops will be having sales this week and next...go to and check them out!


Sunday, November 15, 2009

Zombie Doll D'Mourning from the Zombie Farm

Zombie D'Mourning

Based on 'She Talks to Angels' by the Black Crowes. Which is an awesome group by the way.
I have loved this song since my teen days than after i lost my son it really touched me in a different way.

But here is D'Mourning and my take on the song.

To me the character in the song is a young woman who has lost someone she loves dearly. Though she is young she has begun to live her life like an elderly woman in mourning. Death is what she is living for. Death is what she craves, she is mourning herself to death. Death brings a smile to her because she knows that death will bring her to her departed loved one.

Look up the lyrics and listen to the song. It is just awesome.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Zombies for Christmas?

Listed two new Zombie dolls on etsy today
One from the GoodNight SleepFright series...Zombie Sheepyhead (hubby came up with that name, i'm totally innocent this time)

and the Christmas zombie.....

Zombie Missy Toe

Friday, November 13, 2009

Zombie Doll Matt from the Good Night Sleep Fright series

Zombie Matt in his camping flannel pajamas. He needs a good home...can you give him a good home? What about his Zombuddies?

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Zombie Doll Susy Skellton

New to the Zombie Farm...ZOMBIE SUSY SKELLTON

Susy is fresh from her grave, new to the world of the flesh craving walking dead.

Here on the farm she has already caused some trouble. She let the Zombie goats loose. They took off and tried to eat the neighbors...again.

So don't let Susy's sweet look fool you...she can and will cause trouble. But she will make you happy while doing it!

she is on etsy!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Weekend Zombie Doll Sale

This weekend Frogger Zombie is on sale. sha was $20 now she is $15

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Brains and Bone

i will not eat my brains with bone
i will your mind gone?

not at the rave
not in my grave

i will not eat my brains with bone
not at all,or on the throne

not in a tomb
not from your womb

i will not eat my brains with bone
not for love or a loan

not with a ghost
and not on toast

i will not eat my brains with bone
not even seasoned with a crone

not in a ditch
or with a witch

i will not, not with pie
even if it's topped with an eye

never will i eat my brains with bone
not with a sigh or with a moan

not from your spleen
and not with the queen

no no no... try you might
leave me be or i will bite!