Zombies for Christmas?

Listed two new Zombie dolls on etsy today

One from the GoodNight SleepFright series...Zombie Sheepyhead (hubby came up with that name, i'm totally innocent this time)

and the Christmas zombie.....

Zombie Missy Toe

Helpful Zombie Tips

Hello fellow Zombie owners!
Here are some tips.

1. A well fed Zombie is a happy zombie!

2. A well fed Zombie will not munch its owner.

3. If your Zombie develops bad habits: look at the example you are setting, that is probably the problem!

4. A bored Zombie will run amuck causing havoc in the neighborhood. Give your Zombie plenty of toys. Chew toys make good Zombie toys. (keep brooms out of their reach. A zombie chewed on mine and the damn thing has not flown right since)

5. If your Zombie is upset. Music helps to calm them. A little Rob Zombie is always good. Never ever, can't stress this enough, play The Monster Mash. Zombies hate it and will react violently. This tip from Bub McStub.

Just to let everyone know: We at the Zombie Farm do not raise underage Zombies. To the person who sent that request: Bad Senator! Bad! Bad!

Customers and future customers please see yesterdays blog for important Zombie info.

Welcome

Welcome to the Zombie Farm, Zombie Raising Company.

Where we raise the dead for fun and profit. Here we will go into the details of the day to day life on a Zombie Farm. Hope you enjoy!